Category Archives: THE SHERIFF

HIgh Performance Barracking Program

By The Sheriff Hi. I’m The Sheriff. You may remember me from such self-help books as “Transform your man-den into a mai-den magnet”, “The 30 day Mullet Challenge” and “Smart Invest-ahhhhhhhh – The Moneymaking Masseuse”. Today I’m here to tell … Continue reading

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Who is your football date?

By The Sheriff Key Matchups Over the course of my long and distinguished career as a premium barracker, I’ve spent many a weekend lovingly soaking up the grass-scented atmosphere of the footy. It’s one of life’s great joys being at … Continue reading

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We interrupt this commercial……..

By The Sheriff I’m munching some chips, nestled on the couch, taking respite from a tough couple of minutes of footy. Valuable bench time that will see me right to continue barracking with renewed vigour in a minute or so. … Continue reading

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Football & Life OR Life & Football???

By The Sheriff The ability of football to truly influence our life is highly underrated. Obviously it is full-time for a select few, and provides an income. For a lot of us, it’s a diversion, a hobby, a receptacle through … Continue reading

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Stats are OVERRATED

By The Sheriff I’m of the opinion that over 88% of football stats quoted these days are meaningless. We’ve barely had a chance to take a breather, wash the pie-stains from the scarf and file away the match tickets to … Continue reading

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The AFL’s new player

The Set Shot by The Sheriff 2011 hasn’t quite started right. We should have been celebrating an Ashes win, but we had to settle for a One-Day victory. We should have been tanning up on the beach, but instead we’ve … Continue reading

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